Cheri Blair’s Chauffeur

Warning – this is a joke

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on
and the car comes to a stop.Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

‘You get out and check – you were driving. ‘

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer, ‘ says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with
a big grin on his face.

‘My god, what happened to you? ‘asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: ‘ When I got there, the farmer opened
his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the
daughter made love to me.

‘What on earth did you say? ‘asks Cherie.

‘ I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:

‘ I’m Cherie Blair’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the cow.

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